litterbug.

ok... so i am not your typical person who will throw garbage out the window & such, but there comes a point where i cant help but litter. here me out...

on wednesday, i was trying to get some errands done before church started. well, i went by marshalls to see if i could pick up some cute, cheap home items. all i found was a little basket to hold our tv clickers. sad, i know. anyways... i walk out to my car and am on my way, or so i think. i start the car, buckle up & choose some tunes for the road. i put the car in drive and then it dawns on me. there is a sheet of paper on my windshield. not only is there an unwanted sheet of paper on my windshield, it isnt on the drivers side. so after the thought of just driving with the paper securely attached to my car, i unbuckled myself, put the car in park & get out to get it. of course it isnt anything cool or exciting, it is an add for a new seafood restaurant opening. puke. i hate seafood as it is & now they can bet i will never recommend them to anyone else! so... i get the sheet and wad it up and chuck it in my car & i am on my way. next, i needed to run by b3 (aka. bed, bath & beyond). [important information... b3 is about 5 miles from marshalls] so... i do my thing in the store & walk out to my car. i load my newly purchased home goods and get in my car. again, i buckle up, choose my music & put the car in drive... and THEN I SEE IT! another freaking piece of paper on my car!!! so, at this point i am so annoyed. i turn on my windshield wipers (with the fluid, accidentally) to try & get the piece of crap off my car! well, it just got tangled up in the wipers. so... once again, i unbuckle myself, put the car in park & grab the paper. after noticing it is the SAME piece of paper i had just taken off of my car i throw it up in the air & pridefully watch it fall in a puddle. TICK ME OFF!

moral of the story: seafood is nasty & you better not put your advertisement on my car (let alone TWICE!), dangit.